Fandom Meme -:HETALIA CRACK YAOI:-

Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...

1. England
2.Canada
3. America
4. Russia
5.Greece
6. Spain
7. Germany
8. Prussia
9. N. Italy
10. S. Italy
11. Japan
12. Switzerland

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hmmm... a Spain/Japan fic..? *Stupid Grin* I never had but it would seem so damn adorable~ xD I don't think anyone would ever write this xD If I want to read it? .... *laughs like a retarded hyena* ...Yes :I

Spain's eyes glanced towards the Japanese man as his arm tried to reach a book in the top shelf, none would of guessed Spain would be there but he needed a book on how to handle a child southern Italian, thus encountering the petite male, Spain quickly walked over with a small smile and grabbed the book Japan was reaching for and noticed how short he is compared to the spainiard. Japan blushed at the sudden closeness of the smiling male and pushed himself closer to the shelves as to avoid any contact. "Here amig..o?" Spain saw the blush and the nervousness in the Jap and  was curious on what made the male shy away. He would never admit, his small crush was now growing with the adorableness on the Japs face.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Russia? ...Who wouldn't think a scary ass russian that can possibly kill you for just looking at him wrongly is hot? xD -w- _{He is} He's so hot he would melt de north pole xD ... then freeze them all over again when a penguin steals his vodka... *killed*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
..... If Switzy got Prussia pregnant...? Pffft... *forever lost in a fit of laughter for hours* I.. can't even... ( I seriously had trouble typing this xD)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
About N. Italy? Pfft, there are sooo many but there is one that will forever remain in my mind.... :I A short story that my friend told me in class about Italy and one of Germany's dog... I got mentally scarred for at least 2 weeks.... _{no way will I try to even remember that monstrosity....} *shivers*

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Canada and Spain? *squeals* THEY TOTALLY WOULD~! >w< *Poland take over* ....Romano would be pissed of course xD but... Think about it... A shy/quiet canadian that gets ignored so many times falls in love with the cheery ever so happy spainiard? .... That just sounds.... * IMPLODES *

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hmmm.. Greece/N.Italy vs.Greece/S. Italy.... xD Greece dominating all =w= honestly I have no freakin idea xD Greece and Romano would be just lulz while Greece and Feli would be just plain innocent =w= ... I would go for Greece/Romano xD

Greece was finally fed up with all the horrible language his boyfriend always kept spiting out, he says they just slip but this much? Romano was currently fussing about how idiotic his own brother can be and immature on his disicions in life while sitting in the couch watching some Italian show. Greece needed to do something quick on the foul words, he didn't want his cats to know such language.

"That bastard only goes ve ve all the f--- damn ti-" before Romano could finish his sentence he felt Greece push him further into the soft couch, his brown eyes looked towards Greece's with curiosity and saw the stoic expression on the Greek. His eyes widden and a dark blush spread across his face as Greece neared his lips.

Instead of a kiss, Greece's lips moved towards Romano's ears and he whispered lowly. "Don't ever say any foul language like that again." Romano gulped and nodded silently. <3

(God damn my imagination is loco xD )

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Germany walked in on Canada and Switzy having alone time...? .............. PFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD Oh god.. I can't air... what is breathe!? XD Germany would completely feel so awkward >w< Canada embarrassed and Switzy.... Pissed off of being interupted ..... XD

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Eh? America/S.Italy fic? o-o; I'll try xD

America notices the way the brother of Feliciano seems to never smile, always in a groutchy mood, pissed and seems to not care at all. So when America confronts Romano on the subject the Italian simply brushed it away, which the american didn't take to kindly, he swore to Romano, and the world, that he will make him smile no matter what.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
England/Prussia fluff? Well... there could be o-o

The british pirate winced slightly while trying to force himself to stand, the wounds all over his body made that surely impossible, he settled for only laying back under a near by tree. The war between each and every pirate in the seven seas was finally reaching an end. The ones left standing were the captain of the Prussian army and captain of the Russian army. The captain of the british army, Arthur, knew the Prussian captain, Gilbert, stood no chance against the cruel Russian captain, Ivan, he felt his heart ache as his green orbs stared at the massacre before him, blood and bodies were everywhere but the main sight that caused his heart to break in two was the scene in the center of the bloody mess. Gilbert and Ivan were having a one on one battle in which Ivan seemed to be having an upper hand. The sight of the bloodied red eyed male made Arthur feel saddened, the strange albino could have been his. Arthur only wished he  had enough strength to reach out and call for him.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
A Germany/Switzerland? ... :I
ummm...
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Accidental Decisions

_{I dunno D:}

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Russia deflowering England? Oooooh .. Probably not a good idea but when Iggy is drunk and alone with Russia xD ... and Russia dominating off course =w=

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
America? I don't really know xD

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
OHMAHGERDZ Japan..? Heck yes xD This one Chick I know Loves Japy =w= _{She loves him so damn much...}

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Canada/Russia/Greece I seriously hope someone would! I can't imagine anyone doing this, but it would be totally awesome and I'd read it and review it! No matter how badly written, anyone daring to make this couple deserves praise xD

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Romano. Oh god..."DAMN BASTARDO, I LOVE YOU" xD From a southern Italian with Love <3
( God dayum this meme is awkward o-o )

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
About Prussia. Hmm probably the one song that sounds exactly like his voice xD Dancing Lasha Tumbai; Verka Serduchka Those of you who heard it.. I LOVE YOU FOREVER xD

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
England/Spain/Switzerland? Holy Fudge, thats random.
Warning: Crack, randomness, dysfunctional family with issues, adoption, possible mentions of incest >.>;

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
xD Romano trying to pick up Canada? Mein Gott.. Can it be anything from;

"Ouch.. Damn it!" Romano grumbled, no one heard only the shy Canadian and couldn't help but feel worried for the well being of the nation of Italy. Matthew silently walked over towards Lovi and tapped his shoulder. "Are you alright?" Romano's eyes looked towards the petite Canadian and blushed while looking away muttering "I'm sorry, It's just that I hurt myself. Do you have a band-aid?" he asked Canada frowned and shook his head, no. "Where did you cut yourself?" His voice was barely high of a whisper but Romano heard it perfectly. "On my knee." he pointed towards his knee, Canada looked around and saw nothing, not even a scartch. "I-I'm sorry I don't see anything.." Canada looked curiously towards Romano's face and saw the huge blush adorned onto his cheeks. " I must have hurt myself when I fell for you..." Romano whispered so only the Canadian could hear and was satisfied when violet eyes widden and pale cheeks were dusted with a blush.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Greece. Today. A few hours ago. A simple drabble that mein freund wrote on LJ. Simple, but awesome. xD

20. What is Six's super secret kink?
AHAHAHA. Spain's. Somehow this question made me think back on the episode where Romano gave Spain a rusty sword and the obviousness behind it all xD

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Japan shag N. Italy.... I dont even think being drunk or sober would let this even happen xD

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
America and Germany. Hmm... ( Oh, Thy Crackyness~) I would think Germany really since he's so "experienced" even though America is really damn strong he's no match against... "The Box Of A German" ( Kudos to you guys who get this xD )

23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Meaning: England and Germany are in a happy relationship until N. Italy runs off with Russia. England, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Japan and a brief unhappy affair with Switzerland, then follows the wise advice of Greece and finds true love with America.

Oh Iggy~ You whore xD I love how this fudging ended xD

<3 UsUk <3 I knew America and England were meant to be~! Good advise Greece~! <3


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Oh God. never again! I nearly died several times in the making of this. >.>